> Did you hear about the woman who was caught for speeding? The officer pulled her over to the side of the road and he went up to the window. She said, "Officer is there a problem?" He said, "Yes, you were speeding. May I see your license?" She said she didn't have a license. "You took it away from me four years ago for drunk driving." He said let me see your registration. "I don't have a registration. And I stole this car. Not only did I steal this car, but I killed the man who owned it and I cut him up into little pieces. He is in plastic bags in the truck of this car." The officer said, " Ma'am, stay right where you are." He goes back to his patrol car, calls for back up, and three police cars pull up. The Sargent gets out and goes to the lady. "Ma'am, I understand there is a problem here. May I see your license?" She said of course officer and reached into her pocket book and gave him her license. He said, "Do you have registration?" She said of course she has registration. "I've ...